February 2013
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aimeebarton asked: How do I make friends? I think I come on a little strong...
aimeebarton asked: If this an advice column. You suck at giving it.
aimeebarton asked: Hi Clint. My name is Aimee Coulson. I am Aimee Barton on a good day, because I have a thing for the Hawkeye. Anyways, will you be my friend? Everyone seems to hate my soul...
Anonymous asked: Why are you not in love with me yet, Barton?
July 2012
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miss-romanov asked: I just dropped by to say hello and that Fury has been looking for you. Where have you been Barton?
June 2012
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Anonymous asked: You're NOT in love with Hulk/Bruce Banner or any Guy, are you?
May 2012
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Anonymous asked: Will you have my babies?
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Anonymous asked: John Stewart dissed you!!!! Should I send him a long hate note or just kill him?
April 2012
4 posts
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Anonymous asked: Dude, your sexy. How do I convince others how sexy you are?
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March 2012
1 post
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February 2012
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Is no one in need of advice?
Because I can give it.
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Wow, more followers!
Feel free to ask me questions. I live to serve, after all.
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Anonymous asked: Dear Hawkeye, my boyfriend's been really affectionate lately, but I feel like maybe he's hiding something with it. I know he wouldn't cheat on me, but something happened once that makes me afraid he won't love me anymore if his exes or a prettier and older woman (maybe even a man) catches his eye. What should I do?
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telekineticxandra asked: Dear Hawkeye, my friend keeps calling you hawk-guy. Should I punch her?
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fastaslight asked: Dear Hawkeye, what the hell makes you qualified to give advice?!
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Anonymous asked: I have a significant other whom I love very much, but I am also totally obsessed with a certain squishy-faced actor soon to be seen in a super hero blockbuster. How do I reconcile my imaginary love with my real love? Can I be in love with two men at once?
I actually have followers? Hello, people!
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Anonymous asked: Dear Hawkeye, I really like this guy I know, but I don't know if I can tell him. The problem isn't that we're both guys, but that he's my brother. What do I do?
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Anonymous asked: Dear Hawkeye. I accidentally fucked a doombot and no nobody's letting me live it down. What do I do?
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Hawkeye Advice Column →
hedgehogs-and-polar-bears:
You guys don’t realize how happy this makes me.
I’m glad it makes you happy.
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Well hey there, lovely people!
The name’s Hawkeye, or Clint if that’s what you prefer. And this is the start of my new Advice column!
Yesterday I was talking to this girl Liz and she told me that I should have an advice column because I give good advice. So I decided “Hey, why not?” and now here we are.
So ask me anything you want to know, and I’ll help you out!
