aimeebarton asked: How do I make friends? I think I come on a little strong...
aimeebarton asked: If this an advice column. You suck at giving it.
aimeebarton asked: Hi Clint. My name is Aimee Coulson. I am Aimee Barton on a good day, because I have a thing for the Hawkeye. Anyways, will you be my friend? Everyone seems to hate my soul...
Anonymous asked: Why are you not in love with me yet, Barton?
miss-romanov asked: I just dropped by to say hello and that Fury has been looking for you. Where have you been Barton?
Anonymous asked: You're NOT in love with Hulk/Bruce Banner or any Guy, are you?
Anonymous asked: Will you have my babies?
Anonymous asked: John Stewart dissed you!!!! Should I send him a long hate note or just kill him?
Anonymous asked: Dude, your sexy. How do I convince others how sexy you are?
Is no one in need of advice?
Because I can give it.
Wow, more followers!
Feel free to ask me questions. I live to serve, after all.
Anonymous asked: Dear Hawkeye, my boyfriend's been really affectionate lately, but I feel like maybe he's hiding something with it. I know he wouldn't cheat on me, but something happened once that makes me afraid he won't love me anymore if his exes or a prettier and older woman (maybe even a man) catches his eye. What should I do?
telekineticxandra asked: Dear Hawkeye, my friend keeps calling you hawk-guy. Should I punch her?
fastaslight asked: Dear Hawkeye, what the hell makes you qualified to give advice?!
Anonymous asked: I have a significant other whom I love very much, but I am also totally obsessed with a certain squishy-faced actor soon to be seen in a super hero blockbuster. How do I reconcile my imaginary love with my real love? Can I be in love with two men at once?
I actually have followers? Hello, people!
Anonymous asked: Dear Hawkeye, I really like this guy I know, but I don't know if I can tell him. The problem isn't that we're both guys, but that he's my brother. What do I do?
Anonymous asked: Dear Hawkeye. I accidentally fucked a doombot and no nobody's letting me live it down. What do I do?
Hawkeye Advice Column →
hedgehogs-and-polar-bears: You guys don’t realize how happy this makes me. I’m glad it makes you happy.
Well hey there, lovely people!
The name’s Hawkeye, or Clint if that’s what you prefer. And this is the start of my new Advice column! Yesterday I was talking to this girl Liz and she told me that I should have an advice column because I give good advice. So I decided “Hey, why not?” and now here we are. So ask me anything you want to know, and I’ll help you out!