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Ask Hawkeye
aka Hawkeye's Advice Column

You know me as the World's Greatest Marksman,
but now I'm also the World's Greatest Advice Columnist!

Someone had the great idea that I should start an
advice column. So here I am ready to give all of
you advice. So just ask away!

[[This is a sub blog from my Clint Barton RP account.
I am not Hawkeye, although I do occasionally share
his opinions.]]

Well, that sounds like quite the problem… I’m not really an expert on kids. Never have been. I’m good at entertaining them in the short-term but anything longer and I’m useless. First off, I think you should know why your son wants to kill your soulmate. I’m sure you do, so just keep that in mind with whatever you do next.  You say your son is psychopathic and yeah, I guess that he sounds like he probably is. So you should think very hard about whether your relationship with your crazy son or your relationship with your soulmate is more important. Anything you do will depend on your decision there. If you want to keep your soulmate in your life, which you probably do considering that’s what you call him, then you need to ask his feelings on the matter. Can he put up with your son? Does he want to? I’m not saying kick your son out of your life. But I am saying that maybe you need to consider some alternative methods of dealing with him. Sometimes medication can help even people out. Maybe it can help your son to feel a little kinder toward your soulmate. I’ve never dealt with a problem like this before. But both of these people are important to you. Maybe try to get them in a stable environment to talk their problems out before doing anything else. Knowing more about the situation will help fix it. -Hawkeye

Well, that sounds like quite the problem…

I’m not really an expert on kids. Never have been. I’m good at entertaining them in the short-term but anything longer and I’m useless.

First off, I think you should know why your son wants to kill your soulmate. I’m sure you do, so just keep that in mind with whatever you do next. 

You say your son is psychopathic and yeah, I guess that he sounds like he probably is. So you should think very hard about whether your relationship with your crazy son or your relationship with your soulmate is more important. Anything you do will depend on your decision there.

If you want to keep your soulmate in your life, which you probably do considering that’s what you call him, then you need to ask his feelings on the matter. Can he put up with your son? Does he want to?

I’m not saying kick your son out of your life. But I am saying that maybe you need to consider some alternative methods of dealing with him. Sometimes medication can help even people out. Maybe it can help your son to feel a little kinder toward your soulmate.

I’ve never dealt with a problem like this before. But both of these people are important to you. Maybe try to get them in a stable environment to talk their problems out before doing anything else. Knowing more about the situation will help fix it.

-Hawkeye


posted 1 year ago·
I don’t really have much that I can say about this except that he obviously likes you. The wanting to punch someone out is coming from his frustration with other people trying to ‘take you away from him’ before he gets the chance to date you himself. He’s probably also frustrated because he’s under the same impression you are: that you don’t like him back.  So just talk to the guy and put both of you out of your confused misery. -Hawkeye

I don’t really have much that I can say about this except that he obviously likes you. The wanting to punch someone out is coming from his frustration with other people trying to ‘take you away from him’ before he gets the chance to date you himself. He’s probably also frustrated because he’s under the same impression you are: that you don’t like him back. 

So just talk to the guy and put both of you out of your confused misery.

-Hawkeye


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